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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Too dumb to live. What idiot leaves a gun ready to fire, probably with safety off, unsupervised?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

They were sleeping together, the gun just wasn't a morning weapon and still in bed at the time.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Oh come on, show me a single elementary school classroom in the US that doesn't have this...