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Dog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Police (abcnews.go.com)

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[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

I own guns. Not because I'm scared of anything, but because I inherited one, and my mom has a farm and shooting clay pigeons is fun. Plus, I have to kill a chicken snake for her every so often.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

Seriously, I got a $20 thrower and for a box of ammo and pigeons it's probably the cheapest way to spend an hour or two.