badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Ive been doing found sound noise stuff where I take a mic on walks and record stuff like birds but also construction sites and then loop stuff and run it through pedals etc. I am literally doing this meme
I listen to rain sounds to help me sleep
This is basically the opposite. Posted a couple tracks a week ago, sorting through material for the next batch.
https://hexbear.net/post/6652165
https://hexbear.net/post/6652505
I have a specific fan that I keep around specifically for falling asleep reasons. Sometimes its just blowing at a wall, it hums just right. Rain is hit or miss. On leaves it makes a nice even wall of noise, on a roof I can pick out each plop and the lack of rhythm drives me nuts. My apartment has old rotted out balconies thar birds live in the underside of so ive got a rotation of pigeons and crows right outside my window and once again I wouldn't mind it if they hsd any sense of music theory but cause their rthyme and tone arent meant to be repetitive enough for me to sleep to I open my window and let Darby scare em off throufh the screen