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[–] msage@programming.dev 278 points 20 hours ago (8 children)

I'm sorry, but what the actual fuck?

Why does she need to say that?

And why is every democratic presidential nominee like this?

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 157 points 20 hours ago

And why is every democratic presidential nominee like this?

Money.

[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 100 points 19 hours ago

Aipac. Is the reason.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 126 points 20 hours ago

Why does she need to say that?

Money.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 79 points 20 hours ago

Why does she need to say that?

Money.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 71 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Why does she need to say that?

Hillary: everyones talking about Bill again, I'm gonna make them talk about me!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 21 points 16 hours ago

Why does she need to say anything?

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

She's just mad everyone knows Trump blew her husband.

[–] toddestan@lemmy.world 1 points 24 minutes ago

Honestly, I don't think she really ever cared what Bill was up to. The marriage was just a way to advance her career.