That's a long-ass piss.
this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2026
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They’re both correct. Only difference is the moment.
Sit crew here. I just do it because I'm a lazy turd and a chair is a chair, I'm sitting.
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There are a few medical studies that promote sitting because the muscles men use to urinate relax more while sitting.
"Did you work out today?"
you know I did
I thought the comments were going to be how weird this bathroom's layout is. They're just looking at each other pee....
The sitter is really eager and the stander is pinching their dick off in rapid.jmtervals.
to assert dominance.
It's great as long as you don't pee perfectly forward and don't realize it until you're standing up in a pool of pee.
No matter what I try, this just happens sometimes, so sitting or standing are both awful
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12.000 years human civilization and you still pee like Ötzi. Some things improved since then. Consider it brother.
If I am only going to urinate and the place has a urinal, stand. Else, sit.
I lived in a place where the lid wouldn't stay up on it's own so it was either sit or piss at a quarter squat or partially bent back to hold the lid up. I still pee sitting down most of the time. It's a better experience.
I hope the username is related.
If you stand, even at the urinal, you need to learn where to aim. Don’t pee in the water because it will splash on your feet and lower pants. Aim for to side (inside the bowl) near to the water. Quiet and no splashing.
I really hate toilets that are designed so that you can’t do that. They have to be designed by sitters.
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