if I sit, the pee will go trough the space between the seat and the WC's mainframe, unless I point it down.

Also, I get to fuss my cats who come in the rub around my legs.

I sit. It's comfortable, and you don't need to clean up any messes from splashback.

I want to sit, but I stand because, idk why but I don't pee all the pee

Amen

I’ve have never heard of this happening when these memes come up so my wiener might be broke but I can’t pee sitting down. All of my pee won’t come out and I have to lean down and stretch my peen so it all comes out. If I don’t and stand up I’ll literally pee on the floor.

I stand most of the time. I sit when exhausted or when i know my spray won't be good, or if I have gas I don't trust to be just gas. I've also been trying to get into the habit of sitting when at a woman's house/apartment. It just doesn't seem fair for me to make a mess with splashback, especially if they don't live with any men. Unless I'm doing some of the cleaning it seems more fair to just sit and get the business done that way. Plus this way I'll never leave the seat up.

Nope less energy and it's easy to finish up and run. It was engineered that way for a reason.

All healthy mammals take 25 seconds to urinate. 90 is somewhat concerning.

I think if anyone did the research on this, they'd find that showers are okay with sitting but growers absolutely need to stand.