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And that’s basically it!
Could we not tho
his yummified body*
Made me chuckle, take your upvote ^^
Someone should tell them they can buy yeast in the store.
Mmmm extra-sour dough
I'll take, "Things you can do but should never fucking do." for $500, Alex.
From between the toes?
In unrelated news, people across the world are shitting themselves to death. Scientists still trying to assess this one.
I used to think b-rated sci-fi flicks had crappy plot hooks about how scientists would just release the world ending plot hook like that.
And then polish scientists released cannibal ants from an abandoned Soviet nuclear bunker to see what they’d do.
First, God sent the locusts. Americans voted them into office. So God came up with plan B: diarrhea.
"Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
But how did it taste
It couldn't; 'twas dead.
Finally, some good news
Getting Blue Nile vibes from this one.
And red Nile couldn’t be more disappointed