Don't buy your treats, ~~steal~~ expropriate them. Problem solved.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Treatler dood, wat nou
Find someone who has no power to cause or fix this, then devote your entire existence to blindly hating them. Also, be sure to try and pressure the government into deregulating the treat industry more, it'll uhh...it'll help for sure.
Hold on, I'm being told that if we kill a shit ton of people my treats will become cheap again.
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👀 wow what an elegant solution how has no one thought of this before
To cut costs, I have been eating bag after bag of precut iceberg lettuce. I crack that bag, dump in a whole bottle of creamy ranch and eat that shit as i cruise aimlessly in my Ford F250 that I have never used for hauling anything.
Its actually coming down in price thanks to deregulation.
Grow catnip. It's free.
Cat grass
consume less treats
No.
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Based and consoomer pilled
I have a few treats in a bag right here but I only share if you can do a trick