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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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Help. My treats are getting expensive.


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[–] InappropriateEmote@hexbear.net 5 points 7 hours ago

Don't buy your treats, ~~steal~~ expropriate them. Problem solved.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 5 points 10 hours ago

Treatler dood, wat nou

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 5 points 11 hours ago

Find someone who has no power to cause or fix this, then devote your entire existence to blindly hating them. Also, be sure to try and pressure the government into deregulating the treat industry more, it'll uhh...it'll help for sure.

[–] edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space 16 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Hold on, I'm being told that if we kill a shit ton of people my treats will become cheap again.


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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 14 points 18 hours ago

👀 wow what an elegant solution how has no one thought of this before

[–] Noodles4dinner@hexbear.net 8 points 16 hours ago

To cut costs, I have been eating bag after bag of precut iceberg lettuce. I crack that bag, dump in a whole bottle of creamy ranch and eat that shit as i cruise aimlessly in my Ford F250 that I have never used for hauling anything.

Its actually coming down in price thanks to deregulation.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 9 points 17 hours ago

Grow catnip. It's free.

[–] shath@hexbear.net 6 points 17 hours ago
[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

No.


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[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 6 points 17 hours ago

Based and consoomer pilled

[–] axont@hexbear.net 3 points 16 hours ago

I have a few treats in a bag right here but I only share if you can do a trick