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This looks like something I've seen before, but I'm at a Loss

[–] DudleyMason@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I'll cheer for fate when it starts pumping those numbers up. One a year? What rookie bullshit is this?

[–] brillotti@lemmy.world 41 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

What's up with the orcas? Am I missing something?

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 58 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

A specific pod of them was attacking yachts in the north Atlantic and training others to do the same last summer IIRC

[–] cavitationfetishist2@quokk.au 18 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Heroes. How do I support their work?

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

Never stop believing

[–] Onyxonblack@piefed.social 3 points 1 hour ago

You could read "Orca's Song" by David Zindell. He covers this from the Orca's perspective!

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 22 points 3 hours ago (5 children)

What's up with the guy on the right? I don't know who that is.

[–] yopyop@sh.itjust.works 73 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Luigi Mangione. I don't know why he's there, this guy did nothing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

[–] manualoverride@lemmy.world 44 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Right! All he did was enjoy a meal, a succulent McDonalds meal.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 19 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Then some cops showed up, and he yelled "THIS MAN TOUCHED MY PENIS!"

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] manualoverride@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Truly DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 26 points 3 hours ago

Some guy I saw in Hawaii on 2024-12-04

[–] manualoverride@lemmy.world 17 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

That is our lord and saviour Luigi, looking ripped.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 16 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'm jealous. Not because he's ripped (which is cool too) but because he can walk around without a shirt and not having a bazillion mosquitos harvesting his blood.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

takes your shirt off, and begins sucking on your nipple

What? Oh, this? No. I'm not sucking your blood. This is a whole other thing. Just go with it....

continues sucking nipple

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Luigi Mangione, the alleged killer of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 hour ago

Alleged 'denier of not having bullets in his chest' actually

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Those are orcas

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Orcas understand praxis.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 12 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

Luigi didn't do anything though.

And that poor sub tried its best.

[–] BitchPeas@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

The live cam did nothing wrong. Its an objective observer.

The Orcas are simply accepting our terms of war.

Moreover, the acoustic failure detection sensors seemed to have worked, but the process failed since they didn't know what to look for since they didn't do any testing.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 22 points 3 hours ago

Times are bad. More sacrifices are needed.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 hours ago

Hoping for a top 3 billionaire this year 😬

[–] manualoverride@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

It’s a really hot summer, does that mean it might be one of the big CEOs?

[–] jontree255@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Luigi was in Nov/Dec though

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 45 minutes ago

4 December 2024. I remember because right after reading about it, I took my wife to her chemo appointment that had been repeatedly pushed back due to health insurance fuckery.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 hour ago

It's always summer somewhere