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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

boot.

edge.

edge.

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I also thought hummer suckle

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Suckleberry Hmm

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not gonna steal it mine will be HAMR and SIKL

[–] SockOlm@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't have that many tits

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If Total Recall taught us anything, by 2086, people will

[–] SockOlm@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

soviet childrens cartoons half a century ago the people yearn for it

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Unshared, unbothered, living her best life

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] diamath@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought you'd go for

HMBL SIMPHomer Marge Bart Lisa Simpson

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

I have other interests

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Also why are you tattooing your cows utters with Hummer Suckle?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

hyperflush:hyperflush::hyperflush:

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

HUMMER

SUCKLE

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

I can do both

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Actually would be a good tat

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not gonna lie i thought it was a sex thing.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Exposure to news and unhealthy amounts of laughing-it-off makes me think LMAO WHAT is what I want on my fists meeting the world once again.