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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Stores: If anybody shoplifts, I'm gonna make everyone wait.

Stores, years later: Hey everyone is buying everything online these days.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (10 children)

The social contract is just that, a contract. The unwritten contract of most developed countries has long been:

*Work hard. Get an education. Don't steal. Don't commit acts of violence. Don't try to foment unrest or rebellion. Walk the straight and narrow. In turn, you'll have a peaceful and adequate life. You may not be rich, but you'll have all your needs met during your working years, and you'll be able to retire when old with a bit of dignity."

For generations, the social contract was that anyone who played along and did things "right" would have a decent life. That decent life might mean living in a modest apartment your whole life, but it was achievable by the vast majority. Traditionally, if you couldn't achieve self-sufficiency, it's because you either were excluded from the social contract (like certain minority groups), you were born with some debilitating disability, or because you did something very wrong (like commit a serious crime.)

But contracts are two-way streets. When one side breaks the contract, it breaks for both sides. In wealthy countries, this old social contract has been broken by the rich. Millions are finding they did everything they were supposed to, and they still can't get a decent life. So with the contract broken, there's far less reason to follow it.

Most people do not avoid committing crimes simply because they fear the law. Most folks have an ethical belief that stealing and violence is wrong. Most people wouldn't do these things even if there were no police or prisons. But when you break the social contract, the portion of the population that finds committing crimes to be morally acceptable will inevitably rise.

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[–] DudleyMason@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Both of these statements are correct. And if you blame the locked cases on shoplifting rather than blaming the shoplifting on the fact that greedy, soulless merchants will jack up their prices in response to sunrises, sunsets, or passing fancies, then fuck you along with capitalism.

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[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 106 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yes, yes... if we just shit upon the poor and desperate just a little bit more, capitalism will finally work and we will all live in a Utopian meritocracy. Remember hygiene is a privilege, not a right!

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Went to buy $2 nail clippers from Walmart. Locked in one of these cages. Hit the button, wait a few min, no one comes. Oh, they keep the overstock on top of the cabinet. Reach up and grab what I want and check out.

Unbelievably stupid decision making

[–] Pyro@pawb.social 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As someone who used to have to make those cases. They don't care about the clippers it's the expensive makeup that's in that same section and we only had a case that could do that entire area.

Some things are in the case by proximity more then anything else, thus it can be on the overstock because whatever

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[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

if it's not an expensive item that I can't get elsewhere, then I just don't buy it from that store. I have gone into stores and walked right back out when I saw that a pair of gloves was behind a lockbox.

it's like Canadian Tire not allowing backpacks - I will always ignore that rule. I'm not waiting in line to leave my bag at customer service and let some random minimum wage worker have access to my things. the experience there is so shitty anyways, and why is it impossible to leave the store without going through the cash queue

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 2 days ago (29 children)

I don't report shoplifting people either because they desperately need it while the CEO of the franchise earns millions. When shoplifting is a common thing forcing the store to put products behind locks, society has failed as too many of the population are struggling financially.

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The CEO of the franchise doesn't hurt at all from stolen products. If they see a product is being stolen often, they just increase the price so everyone else pays for it.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Why would they increase the price, that would only make more people steal it. Also, with the price wars between stores (which is huge here in The Netherlands), they can't afford making things more expensive while their competitor keeps it at a low price. Usually they do more checks at the self checkout counters with certain products as certain combinations of products are common with stolen items. Also, contrary to what they claim, they also check certain people based on their looks. I know because I'm never checked, but when I dye my hair purple I'm checked 14 out of 15 times (yeah I counted). Also my darker skin colored friends are checked more often while the store keeps claiming it's all random.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This was back in 2023, but I once got the estimated losses from shoplifting from the four major UK supermarkets (Tesco, Asda, Morrisons and Sainsbury's) and compared them to the shareholder/investor payouts. In all four cases, the latter was greater and it wasn't even close.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago

It was 2020, covid was in full force, all prices went up. Ahold said they were forced to do so, due to extra shipping fees etc and shortages due to covid. Many people were struggling financially. Their personnel also couldn't get raises while they were more exposed to get covid, had to work more due to colleagues being ill. The store chain said the profits on products was minimal, that they were struggling not to sell products at a loss. That they had no choice but to raise prices, while also bleeding themselves.

Turns out that year they had more yearly profits than ever before. Check this chart.

I'm unable to steal. I'm too honest for that, my autistic brain just can't. But I so much believe companies like Ahold deserve to be stolen from. Fuck them.

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[–] JustTheWind@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nah, this is probably suppose to make the poster look hypocritical, but I think the sentiment of basic life essentials still stands.

Imagine this person lives in an area where fracking, data centers, and beverage companies have stolen or destroyed access to water; then complaining about bottled water being locked up because of shoplifting.

Tooth decay can kill you eventually, but hydraulic despotism can kill you pretty quickly. The slowly boiled frog vs the one dropped immediately into the pan.

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[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago

When it comes to shoplifting supermarkets, I'm of the opinion that that is a symptom of the state failing to, or worse, choosing not to, take care of those who, for whatever reason, can't take care of themselves and those they are responsible for.

You don't know what it's like, you don't have a clue.
And if you did you'd find yourself doing the same thing too.
~ R. Halford et al, 1980

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 45 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It always gets under my skin that my local grocery store has two camera screens to deter shoplifting. The first is in the liquor aisle, which is fair enough, fine, whatever.

The second one, however, is in the baby supplies aisle. Absolutely go fuck yourself Kroger. This and the self-checkout that accuses you of stealing and calls an attendant if you rearrange your bagged groceries to fit on the stupid scale makes me wish there were better options where I live.

[–] Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I'm a Food Lion man. The reason being is that aside from the checkout line, I'm rather certain no Food Lion has had its interior updated in 25 years. It's a normal, bog-standard grocery store, that is so frill-less and basic that the only Shin Ramen is spicy and it isn't because black and gold are out of stock. It's all they thought to get.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Food Lion man

A terrifying chimera

[–] Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

One thing about me is that if I see a customer pull out their hammer and break the glass deodorant safe, I pretend I didn't.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago (10 children)

Next it will be curb pickup or delivery only. Customers won't be allowed in the stores at all.

And, as soon as they can, it will be robots in the stores filling orders.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 39 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Honestly, I could see this model work for households who rely on large, predictable, repeat orders (i.e. families with small children), but I don't think it'll ever replace normal grocery stores, because a lot of profit is generated by people just browsing the aisles and buying stuff they didn't even know they wanted, and online stores are still fairly bad at replicating that experience.

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[–] Comrade_Squid@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] The_v@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (12 children)

If what I want to buy is under $200 and locked up, I usually go to another store to buy the item. I am not waiting for an employee to show up and unlock $200 item.

It often only takes a few months of huge losses in sales for the shelves to all be unlocked at a store.

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