Cool Jock: pushes nerd on the ground "Sorry nerd, I gotta fulfill my visceral desire
OwO (⸝⸝๑﹏๑⸝⸝)
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Cool Jock: pushes nerd on the ground "Sorry nerd, I gotta fulfill my visceral desire
OwO (⸝⸝๑﹏๑⸝⸝)

If it's more things than I've got fingers I'm obviously not supposed to have it. Counting is reactionary!

Nerd: "Okay, check this out. With two strong enough sticks and 2 meters of cordage I made over the last 2 days, I can reach the angular velocity to cause enough friction to make one of them get up to about 300° C, and keeping that up for 10 seconds will ignite this duff. I can keep the whole process within my own personal-"
Jock: "What are you talking about?" flicks lighter
"Lol this virgin thinks he can make fire when we all know it is a gift from the sky!"