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[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Strong ACAB element to this story.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

I mean that's most stories frankly

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago

Well, Walmart's getting a lawsuit.

They should have checked the self scan footage first. Police made an unreasonable search. Carrying someone elses anti-nausea meds is hardly case for anything.

There should be a whole gaggle of US lawsuits out of this

[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is one of the reasons I refuse to use self checkout if there is any other option.

And yes, going to another store is an option I've used before.

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

Also, fuck the media in the US. They won't hesitate to smear your full name and photo all over the country before anything's even proven.

Just shows how rotten the USA is. For a mistake that's not even hers and probably a trivial amount of money, nobody even hesitates to destroy her live.

[–] atoro@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

And this is exactly why I will never touch self checkout, especially at walmart

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 2 weeks ago

Well, congratulations! She just hit the Walmart Lottery! Who needs a career when you got a multi-million dollar settlement with Walmart?

I mean, that's terrible! That poor woman, whatever will she do?

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago

Only in the USA.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Sue the shit out of everyone.

[–] DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

If the vape pens contained no nicotine or THC what was in them???

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

She should sue for 1% of this years revenue.

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