Here I am, wondering which anime it was. Probably Taimanin Asagi
this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2026
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Ranma 1/2.
Totally Boku no pico
Just pirate it.
I mean, the Supreme Court just legalized copying. Millions of rare and one-of-a-kind books are being bodily destroyed just so they can be scanned in, which is pretty much the same thing.
If AI companies can steal content without repercussions, why not you?
I for one have been training a neural network using pirated content for years. It's an in credibly efficient large language model that runs off very little power and fits comfortably in the space between my ears.
Uncensored, not for the faint of heart;
"I don't know which one of you sons of buttermilk passed this mother-flapjacking bill to get this dang snickerdoodle blocking my mother-flapjacking anime, but you whole entire fudgemuffins need to unpass this snickerdoodle. Y'all are frickle-fracking ridiculous with your buttermilk gravy-boats. My Google account says I'm frickle-fracking over the age of 18, and your dumb-bumpkin is passing these dumb-bumpkin laws. I'm a frickle-fracking stab every gosh-diddly one of you buttermilks. Unlock my frickle-fracking anime.
I’m a frickle-fracking stab every gosh-diddly one of you buttermilks. Unlock my frickle-fracking anime.
they sent a powet
More like for the feint of heart.
:faints:
needs more 'monkey fighting' and 'Monday to friday'
Please put that in a spoiler! My son read that and now he's sporting a mohawk and calling his mother and I the b word! We don't want him saying that kind of language except on special occasions like when God allows us to eat pancakes (Lent). Now I have to explain cookies to him. Thanks a lot, maybe think of the fucking children next time.
I'm pretty unflappabe, but consider me over easy
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we need a copy of the actual recording
Those who would give up essential anime to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither anime nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin, probably.
Ben Franklin's Congressional Hentai Collection is a foundational part of US history
Ben Franklin of all people, would absolutely be down for that shit.
Wasn't a MILF enthusiast too?
Definitely based dude.
dude was a women-of-all-kinds enthusiast from what I can tell. published a recipe for abortion too. https://www.npr.org/2022/05/18/1099542962/abortion-ben-franklin-roe-wade-supreme-court-leak
The most requested part is his Night Shift Nurses set
Lincoln's Yuri Archives are still open to the public, and thank God and Sweet Baby Jesus for that.
Not to be seconded by the Founding Mothers' BL Library.
If you can't watch me at my futanari, you don't deserve me at my ecchi.
What's his Lemmy instance?
To those who didn't read TFA: he wasn't talking about anime like Boku no Hero Academia or Dragon Ball Z. He was talking about hentai.
The article confirms that Crunchyroll and a couple other anime streamers are available in Texas.
The guy was trying to access PornHub (or a site like it) to watch hentai, and that site simply blocks all Texans (and people from other countries and US states that have similar laws).
As for those asking if it's illegal: the US constitution does enshrine the freedom of speech, or rather, your government's inability to pass laws restricting said freedom. However, there are still exceptions. You still can't make threats to officials, or other things that can harm others.
FYI - it's because he specifically said that he was going to stab them. That's a very real threat and actionable, most people have access to knives.
Now saying you're going to cut their heads off with a guillotine? That's protected by free speech, and you'd 100% be able to argue that in court because I guarantee you don't have a guillotine or know how to build one (hopefully, maybe you do - in that case do not say this).
Texas allows you to open carry a sword.
It's not about protecting people from harm, but sin.
It's not about protecting anyone, it's about surveillance and an ability to blackmail/threaten anyone who steps out of line.
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Goddamn, the bleeps make that annoying to read. My best guess:
“I don’t know which one of you sons of bitches passed this motherfucking bill to get this damn shit blocking my motherfucking anime, but you whole ass motherfuckers need to unpass this shit. Y’all are fucking ridiculous with your bitch-asses. My Google account says I’m fucking over the age of 18, and your dumbass is passing these dumbass laws. I’m a fucking stab every goddamn one of you bitches. Unlock my fucking anime.”
Not sure that the first "s--"= shit, but, whatever.
Alternate translation:
I’m a fucking stab every goddamn one of you bakas.
Believe it!
That censoring of his voicemail transcript in text is art.
He was swearing so much it almost turned into morsecode.
"Man thinks threatening politicians is more effective than using a vpn"
Because using a VPN removes the burden of actually telling your representatives that they passed a shitty bill.
They know what they did and do not care
Yeah, you need to first damage them, then threat of additional damage to them and their immediate families will work.
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he did nothing wrong but i guarantee you that guy voted for texas republicans the last 20 years.
Well first of all, he's 35. So 20 years is impossible.
Second of all, he threatened to stab them.
Finally he's from Houston, which is historically blue.
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Somewhat valid, I hate having to switch between 8 different vpn tunnels to access a reddit thread
I just paste it in to a libreddit instance like safereddit.com
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