One - creed

Detachable penis - king missle

Everybody shooters too - 42 dugg

What's New Pussycat 7 times, followed by It's Not Unusual, then more of the first.

https://washedout.bandcamp.com/track/waking-up

https://dubmood.bandcamp.com/track/and-off-they-rode-the-whole-colorful-troupe

https://igorrr.bandcamp.com/track/opus-brain

It gets less accommodating the more they don't get up !!

I think you're going about this the wrong way, You won't have wake them up if they can never fall asleep listening to every song here all night. Tell them you'll only turn it of if they set their own alarm.

Right now you're training them that the obnoxious music will be their alarm.

Also, if your kid has an android I love the alarm app called AMDroid. It is super customizable, (who knew an alarm could have so many options). It can set to do things like send a notification after a few minutes "are you awake?", if you don't respond the alarm goes again. You can set various math or word challenges to stop the alarm, you can make it only turn of if you're close enough to the router, or at a certain light level, and so on.

Nyan cat 24 hour loop

Locomotive Breath - Jethro Tull
Smoke on the Water - Deep Purple
LaGrange - ZZ Top

1. Beats Antique - Revival

2. Rasputina - Transylvanian Concubine

3. Aphex Twin - Nannou

Substance by Haste the Day.

This used to be my alarm clock, the abrupt opening is very jarring, in a good way for waking up.

You Suffer by Napalm Death. It’s 1.6 seconds long, but played at max volume, it would wake the dead.

Let's Wake The Neighbors - Whitest Kids U Know

https://.youtube.com/watch?v=hsn63yAzP6E

Might i suggest a better alternative

The Pipkins - Gimme Dat Ding

Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire

The Presidents of the United States of America - Lump

YOUR NEW MORNING ALARM

This is actually my alarm sound

For a particularly brutal morning :

Strapping young lad : underneath the waves

Dillinger escape plan : sunshine the werewolf

And Levan's polka so it gets stuck in their head for the whole day

<3

My entire senior year i had a cd player alarm clock that played reel big fish's cover of "take on me" every morning at 6am after not getting any sleep the night before. It definitely got me up and going.

I had a roommate who would play "Burning Down the House" by Talking Heads every morning at top volume.

It starts slow and quiet, then the drums kick in hard, launching you out of bed. By the end of the song we'd be pogo-dancing around the apartment.

Ballroom Blitz - Sweet

Mr Blue Sky - ELO

X Gon Give It to Ya - DMX

Turn Down for What - Like Jihn

Pound the Alarm - Nicki Minaj

Everybody - Backstreet Boys

Wannabe - Spice Girls

Cha Cha Cha - Kaarija

Paloma Rumba - Simon

Brain Body by Acid Dad

Pick three three of their favorite songs and start singing terribly. I’m talking off-key, purposely wrong lyrics. As loud as you can.

Even better if you can improv the lyrics to customize it just for them.

If they wish to preserve the sanctity of their media they’ll wake up sooner rather than later.

Dragostei Din Tae

Jump in my car by David hasselhoff

Hey Ya by Outlast

This was fun! My suggestions are either themed around sleep or waking, and some are simply weird or discordant. All should be suitable for teenagers. Mostly older stuff that should jangle their brain a bit.

Something classical: Flight of the Bumblebee

A country earworm: Is this the way to Amarillo? by Tony Christie

Disco nonsense: Shake shake shake shake your booty by KC and the Sunshine Band

Punk chaos: 10% Weird by The Meanies

Thumping house: 74 is the new 24 by Giorgio Moroder

Japanese blues: Akita Ondo by George & Noriko

80s hard rock: All Fired Up by Fastway

Bluey's Dad used to be the lead singer in an indie guitar band: Apartment by Custard

RnB: Back to Life by Soul II Soul

80s pop: Beat It by Michael Jackson

Rap: Body Movin by the Beastie Boys

Something French: Ca Plane Pour Moi by Plastic Bertrand

80s metal: Come and Get It by Judas Priest

Scare them awake with some industrial noise: Come to Daddy by Aphex Twin

80s synth pop: Dreaming Of Me by Depeche Mode

Indie: Dreams by Beck

Reggae: Get Up Stand Up by Bob Marley and the Wailers

Naughties pop: Wake Up by Arandhna

Do what my grandpa did when he wanted to wake me up. He'd throw a bucket of water on me.

Nana mouskouri’s Guten Morgen Sonnenschein. This one on repeat was always used to wake us up with weekends away with our association.

You only need one song at loud volume. Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music, Pt 3. They'll be up and out in less than 30 seconds.

Ride of the Valkyries by Wagner

Elephant Talk by King Crimson

Hocus Pocus by Focus

Holding out for a hero or pink pony club. The door will kick open as they come out singing

Wake Up – Rage Against The Machine https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=gFNPzbWROFc

Wham! — Wake Me Up

TMBG — Wake Up Call

Bullfrog ft. Kid Koala — Music for More Morning People

(I used to use Hokus Pick's "I'm So Happy" but it just hits different under the current presidential administration)

1. Primus - My Name Is Mud

2. Tom Waits - Starving In The Belly Of A Whale

3. The Flaming Lips - Kim's Watermelon Gun

*Playlist may be inappropriate for some teenagers?

2 Live Crew - Shake that ass bitch

Papa Smurf Can I Lick Your Ass

If he's not awake by then, give up.

Stress by Justice, at extremely high volume.

Shouldn't even need anything else. The stress the song gives should be enough to cause someone to vacate the premises.

All Star - Smash Mouth (Kid's Bop version)

The Pokérap

DK Rap

Start with

Nuco - Fairest of the seasons

And just as it sets in beautifully... peaceful... you immediately play

System of a down - jet pilot

And round it all out with

Crazy Frog - Axel F

Also, lobby your kid's school for later start times. Kids need that sleep.

The main theme from the Lion King

Wake me up when september ends