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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Aww heckin geez I'm blingusing my sustingus up in here. My doggo is poggo. My dooby is glooby. My honkus is stronkus. My wunkus is funkus. I'm shimmy shamming in my jimmy jams. I'm dortin' and snortin'

spoilerOh, you think those cute words were innocent? WRONG. Unfortunately, saying these words has made me regress into the safe warm womb of childhood. I am now baby. In my foolish attempt at escapism I have tricked you into becoming baby too. Thank you for reading my very original and deep intellectual satire on the nature of modern society. I hope you learned an important lesson from this high quality vague post

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[–] scrungus@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

side-eye-1

Come on, I just made this username! angery

[–] Graphite2@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

If you're chatting online with a dog you do NOT want to open the conversation with this one, it's considered very rude.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Re: Gavin Newsom's announcement.

Read now & take action: >>

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago
[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

There's a youtuber I really love who refers to her two (hairless) cats as the bingopodes. Now, I love this name and think it's really adorable but I cannot deny that it's on theme