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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

When I donated semen to the seed bank and nurses all clapped when I came out of the bathroom. This was immortalized in a Kelly comic.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm proud of every single one. This implies that there are some I'm not proud of.

[–] g_mer@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

but surely some are prouder than others? even if all are solidly proud

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

If you asked me to grade every single fap, I'd rate them all a 101 out of 100 score. Every one.

If I can't be proud of myself who can be? I'm a believer.

[–] NewDark@lemmy.today 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] g_mer@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Real answer is probably one where someone was watching and cheering me on

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] GoodBleanis@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

I'm very glad images are blurred by default. This is terrifying

[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Toriel bbw soft mom-dom audio

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] cattish@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is tracer bi, or is scout a transfem?

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Scout is literally God's gift to women in the canon. She's just helping him fulfill his destiny

[–] cattish@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I'd make god's gift to women a transfem, but I know me and god don't see eye to eye sometimes.

[–] g_mer@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

i’m just over here impressed at the detailed facial expressions

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] filipinokilla@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

a loving relationship