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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 4 weeks ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Cat? I'm a kitty cat. And I dance, dance, dance and I dance, dance, dance!

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

puuurrrrvocative posiiiiing

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 10 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Can you fr*cking not?! You're an owl and that's not the sound owls make

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 9 points 4 weeks ago
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

There's this older kitty named Maggie who i hang out with when I see her, she just sleeps in the sun on her front porch. She has the meow of a lifelong smoker and will have s conversation with you. Maggie is cool af cat-vibing

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Cats with smokers voice are so funny. Like why do you sound like an 80 year old diva, little fella?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

I'm gonna ask about the golden age of Hollywood next time I see her. I bet she has sordid tales.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago
[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

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This user is known to occasionally be a cat, sometimes a dog, but usually a frog. Report any suspicious behavior at your own risk.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 7 points 4 weeks ago

Kitty at my foot and i want to touch it

[–] SockOlm@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Manufacturing resources planning

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago
[–] T34_69@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] VeganSwoletariat@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] kristina@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago
[–] moh@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

meow-posting is so in!!! >:3c

[–] CutieBootieTootie@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

[–] whiskers165@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Meowl meowl meowl