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Like, is it anti-woke because it is White, or is the fact that the article in question is both a monster and White make it woke?

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it's an energy drink.. it wakes you

Coca-Cola is BDS

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

They should have names of famous white monsters on white monsters

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

A couple of years ago I'm pretty sure a 24-pack at Costco was like $28. Not cheap but good to have on hand when you're too beleaguered to make coffee that day. Then it started going up and one day it had a yellow sign on it that looked like a sale but said "Price lock" at $38. As if they were saying get ready for it to get even more expensive. Now it's like $44 for the same 24 pack.

Fuck you monster, I hope you die in a fire.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

no sugar, less woke than the others

[–] Mutalisk@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

8 out of 9 Rons agree: sugar is woke

ron-sugar-man ron-sugar-man ron-sugar-man

ron-sugar-man ron-mmm-hungwy ron-sugar-man

ron-sugar-man ron-sugar-man ron-sugar-man

[–] scrungus@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

You don't have to like it, but by god do you have to hand it to her for making it happen

[–] aanes_appreciator@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

woke because it temporarily gives you IBD (disability solidarity)

anti woke because it was invented to help give americans the energy to fight osama bin laden after 9/11

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

The white monster can was a cia psyop

[–] Sabbo@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

It's a coke product, and I remember the wokes talking about those so clearly it must be woke!

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

You know how if you stare too deeply into the abyss it stares back? If you drink too deeply of the white monster you risk becoming one yourself.

Is the white Powerade racist?