it's an energy drink.. it wakes you
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Coca-Cola is BDS
They should have names of famous white monsters on white monsters
A couple of years ago I'm pretty sure a 24-pack at Costco was like $28. Not cheap but good to have on hand when you're too beleaguered to make coffee that day. Then it started going up and one day it had a yellow sign on it that looked like a sale but said "Price lock" at $38. As if they were saying get ready for it to get even more expensive. Now it's like $44 for the same 24 pack.
Fuck you monster, I hope you die in a fire.
no sugar, less woke than the others
8 out of 9 Rons agree: sugar is woke



You don't have to like it, but by god do you have to hand it to her for making it happen
woke because it temporarily gives you IBD (disability solidarity)
anti woke because it was invented to help give americans the energy to fight osama bin laden after 9/11
The white monster can was a cia psyop
It's a coke product, and I remember the wokes talking about those so clearly it must be woke!
You know how if you stare too deeply into the abyss it stares back? If you drink too deeply of the white monster you risk becoming one yourself.
Is the white Powerade racist?