Glooby otoh. No. Don't even ask
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Haha you're glooby
I AM NOT GLOOBY TAKE THAT BACK
It's ok everyones glooby sometimes

No, I'm always groovy 
I saw the title of this and my brain said “someone has or will post Tenna”
This style of badpost is called owl bait, just throw out the crumbs and they can't resist
I knew I was being summoned and yet I still

Cripes, you weren't meant to see that 
HA! I SEE ALL! And just because I know somethings bait doesn't mean I won't still play along for funsies!
If I were a fisher I'd just put food on the end of a rubber hook and just cast my line out far to feed the fish, I wouldn't reel it in or anything I just want the fish to be happy and fed 
Me eating that hook and never learning my lesson when I can't help but reference my current embarrassing hyperfixation

I sorry, I am so sorry. But look at this loser he is so Dort_Owl coded I can't help it. So many of the characters in that game are so very me fr fr
"Caught anything today?"
"Nope!
"
You should've seen the fish I fed last week it was THIS BIG

Always bet on me not missing a chance to post the funny TV
I would recommend you take daily Vitamin C otherwise the gloobyness wont stop
I thought that was for goopy but, if it's the doctor's orders, I'll try anything
this u?

Surprisinly accurate
I prefer g'lorp 

They're gloopy and they're gooby
Mysterious and spooby
They're all together ooby
What about squidgy?
Yes, they are squidgy 
Edit: i thought this was a reply to the post I made about describing gloomy, so, as you were
WAIT THERE'S A G IN SQUIDGY
YOU GOT G'D NERD
jood jame, no re
Squiddy 🐙
Tips fedora g'looby
mglooby