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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

You: letting cats out of bags in to the open outdoors.

The Humble Coyote: dog-screm

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fun fact: the roblox oof is Tommy Tallarico farting in a vocoder

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Big fan of tommy t

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

How can I trust you when you keep secrets like this?!

It's like I don't even know you anymore.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

The NDA statue of limitations just lifted on the contract so I can finally share this part of my lkfe. It's not like i wanted to keep you all in the dark doggirl-tears

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Incredibly prolific work over here

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Gotta earn a keep somehow

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

I feel like it’s bean under-reported, one person with the golden fart is keeping half the industry running

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Don't! The cat likes it in there, they're taking a nap.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sorry while we were arguing over the sleeping cats, the horses have bolted

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

I just hope they stay hydrated and remember to drink.