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[–] Thor_Whale@lemmus.org 3 points 1 month ago

The moon Ivankia... drumft is imbecilic

[–] Alexfire@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I feel myself die,

When verbal diarrhea,

Spews out of his mouth

[–] johncandy1812@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Way to clue in

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ironically consistent with him not relating to the real world down here on Earth.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Whoever finally takes care of the bear problem gets to decide.

[–] WetHedgeHog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

the madness of king trump?

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