Fascinating. Where are the Epstein files?
this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2026
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You're still a rapist, buddy.
Plenty of shit for brains MAGA nutters out there that still support their pedo clown.
"Something very wrong" describes literally every single fathomable thing that's come out of this administration.
He'll say anything to make people forget that he's in the Epstein files.
NUMBER 1 MOST MENTIONS!
You would think he would have come up with a way to spin that as a good thing that his base would eat up.
Remember, we are letting this happen. :D
Because the laws never expected the rest of government to be complicit
Its sad that it takes such ludicrous displays before people acknowledge that “there is something wrong with Trump”. And then large chunks of them will in the next breath continue to support him.
Oh NOW there is a problem with Trump…
I was beginning to get suspicious
Onlookers fear ‘something very wrong’ with Trump
This is their threshold?
There has been something obviously "very wrong" with him for years. Decades, even.
Agreed. I assumed there was something very wrong with him during his first term.
In the 1980s, Trump always made Spy magazine's "Top 10 Worst People, Places or Things" list. His one "mitigating factor" was always "at least he's not in politics".
Any archived articles of this handy?
Pg. 33 fyi. Tho it's cut off and you can't read all of it.
It’s RawStory. Effectively Newsmax for the left wing. Feel-good stories that hold essentially nothing binding them to reality. Best avoided.
I'm surprised more people didn't see him as a joke after commenting about his building being the tallest after 9/11
A useful idiot still needs to be able to do things for you, win over the right people, set the tone of the room, be the distraction. If the useful idiot goes off of the rails, stops being taken seriously at all, you're left with just an idiot. They're worried they lost the useful part
The Republicans never really had control of him. I think they fear him dying on them and them not been able to hold MAGA together without his unique brand of genuine crazy.
Maybe next time they pick a puppet president they go with someone who knows the score, and isn't under the delusion they're in change.
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Is he aware that the decades of solar radiation on the moon has bleached the flag the Apollo astronauts left?
It's white. Indistinguishable from a flag of surrender.
Not to mention, the US is a signatory of the Outer Space Treaty, recognizing space as neutral ground and subject to the same legal precedent as maritime law governing international waters.
Fucking lunatic should have been removed already.
Except Trump had made it abundantly clear that: A) American agreements are signed in pencil B) The American people are OK with A).
American treaties have a long history of being ignored. Treatment of the native peoples, for example.
the US's agreement on something is worth basically nothing, and will be for a very long time
especially with europeans
At this point I don't think he's aware of much beyond that 2pm is pudding time.
He likes white things so you'd think he'd know about the flag
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main thing wrong with trump is that he still draws breath
It's way worse than just the moon:
Among Trump’s bizarre online posts were images that appeared to be generated with artificial intelligence (AI) depicting him in hellish landscapes with threatening messages. One depicts Trump walking in Washington, D.C. alongside an army of robots and soldiers with red glowing eyes, and the message, “THEY WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN.” Another depicts Trump sitting atop a black throne amid a hellish and war-torn landscape in front of giant humanoid robots.
In another post, Trump suggested renaming the state of New Mexico to “New America,” and in another, redrawing Iran’s borders to mirror the silhouette of Trump’s profile. One post, also likely generated with AI, depicts the destruction of Iran’s Kharg Island with the message, “Bye bye, Kharg.”
Trump also shared an image of the moon that included the text, “THE MOON IS OURS,” alongside an American flag.
“The moon is ours” sounds more like a rally cry than a declaration of ownership. Like saying “the night is ours”
The other shit in the article seemed more crazy like him being the dictator of a robot army in pictures. Like some warhammer looking shit.
Literally the moon is a harsh mistress, great book.
Mike would have railgunned his ass.
True
I love a good book. I’ll check it out.
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Mad emperor is mad, other news at 11.
Slow day in the news for rawstory.com I guess. Lots of people know there's something wrong with this dude, and have for a while.
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Onlookers have known there's something wrong with Bonespurs for a long time.
Throughout history, no land claim has been valid without pissing on it. No one from America has pissed on the moon, therefore cannot claim ownership of it.
I believe the Apollo astronauts did leave bags of human waste on the moon which may have contained urine. Probably need more specific criteria than just “American urine touched the moon’s surface”.
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