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Onlookers fear ‘something very wrong’ with Trump as he claims US ownership of the moon - Raw Story (www.rawstory.com)

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He should rename the moon america.

[–] CalemitousVariantK@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I'd suggest Lunarica, but constructing or comprehending even a shoddy portmanteau like that is far beyond his capabilities.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 32 minutes ago

I got a five on Space America

[–] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 4 points 16 hours ago

Fuck it, he should outlaw all proper nouns. Nouns are just like pronouns they’re woke and gay. Everything is either America or Trump.