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Onlookers fear ‘something very wrong’ with Trump as he claims US ownership of the moon - Raw Story (www.rawstory.com)

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 33 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

The People Of Tranquility Have Taken Advantage Of Our Generosity For Too Long. From Now On The Sea Of Tranquility Shall Be Known As The Sea Of America.

Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter.

[–] cabillaud@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Nasty People of Tranquility, so nasty.

[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

The hardest people to deal with.

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

I'm worried we'll start a war with them and we'll be put down, blasted by tranquilizers.