The good ol' meatloaf ploy.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Did he ever reveal what that was?
Yeah he did in an interview once, it was picking your partner's nose for them while they throw up, the ultimate sacrifice.
Yes, my man refused to do this for me and now I realized he never loved me 
Ok I’m with him on that I think. Now what were hall and Oates whining about on “I can’t go for that”?
Idk but my headcannon is that they won't eat pussy
Looked it up:
Speaking about the meaning of the lyrics, John Oates has stated that while many listeners may assume the lyrics are about a relationship, in reality, the song, "is about the music business. That song is really about not being pushed around by big labels, managers, and agents and being told what to do, and being true to yourself creatively." This was done intentionally, he explained, to universalize the topic of the song into something everyone could relate to and ascribe personal meaning to in their own way. Naming "Maneater" as another example, he revealed that this was a common characteristic of the group's songs.
Yeah I like yours. Forgot they tried to make it about some kind of meta-music industry thing. It’s totally about a sex act. I used to joke to my wife that it was about pegging.
I used to joke to my wife that it was about a sex act
lol that
Shave that epic 'stache
He used a Ticketall before making "houses" a car. A Strom Welfare Laughdew his best preordated Series movie
the ploy is to bait out what the one thing they want is and then claim that it's the one exception so you don't have to do anything
non-shitpost answer
It's in the song, he will do anything for love except leave her.
CW for Meat Loaf please
Kill for you : yes :
Dishes. : no :

Guys always talk a big game but when I give them the crane remote to lower me into a barrel of toxic ooze and turn me into a Ninja Turtle they leave and usually block my number.
Poor-wet-tree