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And that’s basically it!
Probably coming from all the taxes they've taken from us and which we will have to pay back next year anyway, so this is just a gimmick for his idiot followers again.
But I absolutely love being bribed with my own money!
Lucy tells Charlie once again that there is no way she will pull the football away at the last second and that he should kick the ball with all his might...
Guy can’t even get us lower gas or grocery prices and morons are gonna believe him
this uh...illegal. then again...when you elect a criminal you should expect them to commit crimes.
And today, kids, we will learn how inflation works...
And today, kids, we will learn how bribery works…
This is what happens here in latin america. It hasn't gone great.
Reminds me of the time when Joe Biden promised $2000 COVID relief checks, and then when Dems won Georgia, those checks magically became $1400 instead.
Don't trust a politician (and especially Donald) when they promise shit like this. This is the third time he's gone to this well. (Remember the imaginary DOGE dividend and the tariff rebate checks?)
The sky high gas prices this fucking piece of shit personally created have not only ravaged us at the pumps, but also ravaged every delivery driver... Driving ALL costs up
This fucker owes us FAR more than 5k, man.
Pay me in advance and I'll vote republican*wink wink 😉
If you vote for my party in the next general election i will give every one 10 Fantastillions
He is without integrity, so a promise from him is meaningless.
Gods, he thinks people are dumb. I mean, people keep falling for it but come the fuck on, man!
I hate to agree with trump but, Americans are dumb... they have elected him TWICE into office!
Anyone who believes Trump is like an abused partner saying "He is sorry he hit me, but he promises he's going to take me somewhere nice." GET OUT OF THERE!
I'd say 2500 now and 2500 later, good to see politicians buying our votes
Suddenly he wants to redistribute wealth like a communist.
Ah, they’ll surely use all those billions and billions that nazi DOGE saved by gutting and infiltrating federal institutions, right? …Right?!
He thinks Americans can be bought of with $5,000?
Oh God.
Every US adult, or every US person who can consent. Because by his definition that might increase the number of people dramatically.