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[–] numlok@lemmy.world 112 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] kieron115@startrek.website 8 points 4 days ago

Oh, so that's why my pants feel funny.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 86 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

Wait wait wait, that's the real Elizabeth Holmes speaking with the real Nathan Fielder?

Dude what the fuck is this timeline?

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 62 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

And I believe its a REAL documentary too.

Everything about her is fake. It was when she defrauded investors, her speaking voice, and apparently her goddamn facial expressions too.

Edit: I don't think shes acting. I think she's dissociating.

[–] jackal@infosec.pub 49 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It is indeed a real documentary. Nathan Fielder spent 30 days living with her before she was incarcerated. I can’t wait to watch this shit when it loads for me.

[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 50 points 4 days ago (11 children)

That's OK, I didn't want to know the name of this documentary anyway...........

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 46 points 4 days ago

I didn't know what she looked like before this, but I recognized Nathan Fielder and assumed this was acted. Nope!

Apparently she requested his crew to make this documentary, and he even lived with her and her husband for a while to do it. Absolutely insane.

[–] Fredselfish@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 days ago

I saw the trailer and was thinking why the fuck is this a documentary. Now understand. She is psycho and has those crazy eyes. Think there a baby in the background too.

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I have no idea who either of these people are

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Nathan Fielder is a very funny man, look up Nathan for You.

Elizabeth Holmes is a fraudster, I would just watch the documentary if you want to learn more about her. Or you can look her up, it was big news a few years ago.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 51 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Oh man that lady is sexy as hell and I know I can change her.

[–] shiroininja@lemmy.world 32 points 4 days ago

I saw this comment “I bet it grips like a corporate handshake”

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh hell no. Narcissists are the 9th level of hell of crazy. Never worth it.

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Never worth it.

Worth noting, by all means have some mind blowing sex with the crazy women but don't marry them.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

Narcissists don't work that way. If they like you enough to have sex with you, good chance you saying no in the future will hurt their ego and now you got a stalker who will tell your family, friends and police all sorts of nonsense to attempt to trap you.

It's never worth it.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

And they won't like "you", it's only their validation you are there to do, so don't think the sex is going to be better than using a sexy fuck doll.

The "good" (sex) crazy is another type of crazy, like possessiveness and so on.

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[–] DummyWOW@lemmy.zip 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I love this picture, because nobody is wasting time wringing their hands about the impropriety, they're all just doing what they see as needing to be done. Whether it's the guy speaking, the one handing him notes, the people yelling at him or trying to physically stop him from speaking, or the people defending him with their bodies and physically holding back the ones trying to stop him.

The sense of duty is on full display from all sides in this image, and everyone is doing it with a sense of decorum too. A breach of procedure for sure, but who can say anyone in this photo doesn't look in total possession of themselves?

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[–] village604@adultswim.fan 28 points 4 days ago (5 children)

It actually is an issue. Most women don't like having their cervix punched repeatedly. Girth can also cause pain. It really sucks when you can see it in their eyes that they start hurting but they tell you to keep going (my SO gets mad if I stop because she decides when she taps out).

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah.... My wife totally says mine is too big..... Totally

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean, if you're bottoming out you both will know it.

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[–] sober_monk@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

A fun thing I've learned recently is that cocks too big to take everyday are called "vacation dicks". The "just right" ones are "boyfriend dicks" or "husband dicks".

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[–] djdarren@piefed.social 38 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I saw this trailer the other day, and until a few minutes ago I had no idea it's a documentary. Jesus christ, it's going to be an incredible piece of work.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In the trailer she comes across as a complete psycho. But not in the conventional way. She comes across as an unhinged narcissist pretending to be sickly sweet and kind. Probably because that's what she is.

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[–] artifex@piefed.zip 14 points 4 days ago

It should be titled "an incredible piece of work"

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 10 points 4 days ago

Yo, she means nuts, right?

No, like, acorns.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Does she looks like the Topollillo or it's only me?

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[–] Space_Cowboy92@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (2 children)

To anyone wanting a teaser at the upcoming documentary:

https://youtu.be/GGJSRFWALTI

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 19 points 4 days ago (7 children)

I have no idea who those people are and the trailer doesn't help me the slightest bit to know what's going on.

[–] jve@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

Hah yeah it really doesn’t, does it‽

She is Elizabeth Holmes. Convicted fraudster responsible for Therenos which promised to sell miracle blood testing kits, but actually just got a lot of investor cash and conned a lot of people. Looking at this trailer, she still seems to believe her own crazy, but who knows.

He is Nathan Fielder, I guess you’d call him a filmmaker comedian? His schtick is that he’s basically able to put people in awkward situations in a way that is frankly hard to describe for me. The Rehearsal and Nathan For You are both very very unique and hilarious, but not for everyone.

I am unreasonably excited for this movie.

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[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago

Me watching the first part of the trailer: "Why is she wearing an expression as if she is wearing a mask?"

My autistic ass after: "oh, fuck, she's the bad guy"

[–] Insekticus@aussie.zone 24 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

I haven't seen the movie yet, but I can already tell she's the monster.

With those completely dead eyes and that humanesque make-up style that you see on hell-fled demons trying to fit into normal human civilization; it's even trying to build a nest by luring in that unsuspecting man into its den with her spawn in that crib (probably to feed it when it hatches). It's already scaring the shit out of me.

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 15 points 4 days ago (3 children)

i think he knows what she is. i am so excited to see this in the theater

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[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (11 children)

I have definitely had the reverse experience. Ends up meaning certain positions are off limits, have to be gentle and careful with every thrust. It's not a great experience for either of you.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The best dicks are average sized but have an upward curve to hit the g-spot or prostate perfectly. 😌

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