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Someone took issue with people posting doctored images about Ed playing on stage last week with Donny and Benji. I used my substantial connections to retrieve the original photograph to settle the matter for once and for all.

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[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] kingofras@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

How dare you insult my hand drawn Trump turd™

E: I’m all for the neverslop gang, but can we not overdo it for regular photoshop please.

[–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this a regular photoshop though?

[–] kingofras@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

I haven’t seen a diffusion model that could pull this off honestly. Every thing is correct, including the frets on the stratocaster, the fingers, but it could still be of course. Shopping this is far easier to do and faster.

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Is that piano made out of children?

[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 18 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Tickling the ivories takes a dark turn.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Which is quite impressive for something already involving poaching of endangered and highly intelligent animals

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Bones are their money

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Bones are their money

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Just like Drake his favourite chord to play is A minor.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Something something fingering a minor

[–] EonNShadow@pawb.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds derivative of Bo Burnham's greatest hit

"Beating Off in a minor"

[–] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

He looks like unholy union of Ron Weasley and J.D. Vance, like iif Ron Weasley was a couch and JD Vance raped it, Ed Sheeran would be the goblin offspring.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think Trump could even play the triangle.

[–] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I am not sure trump could perform comex tasks like playing an instrument. Or maybe just give him a triangle.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 4 points 2 weeks ago

He couldn't even cow bell.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago

Regarding that someone: holy shit do they sound annoying to talk to. We get it dude, you think you're smart, there's no need to be a walking talking thesaurus all the time...

[–] Archimedes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ofc bibi is a strat player

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Damn, what's wrong with the stratocaster??

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world -3 points 2 weeks ago

How much does Dario pay you to spread the use of genAI in leftist circles for agitprop reasons?