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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You'll get fired from communism if you take too many sick days

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

can the president of communism give me a pardon?

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you absolutely may not have little a liberalism as a treat, sorry

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

liberalism is going into work sick and not even wearing a mask

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

you can totally take the day off, but NO LIBERALISM comrade

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Don't worry comrade our soviet has a very generous pto policy

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

From each according to their ability, to each according to their needs. And comrade, you have no ability to work and are in need of some warm soup.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Communism will be coming to your house to check up on your health today rat-salute-2

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

That's okay mate let us know when you're good to go and we'll slot you back in cuddle

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

I don't feel well. I'm going to be a liberal today.

Goes to the shop and calls the manager on the cashier

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Can I interest you in a breadbowl of soup?

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

communism would like to direct you to a sanatorium resort to relax and get better, no prescription required

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

You should drink soup comrade