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I think I need to pick up smoking. Not for the stress relief, but to leave this place a bit sooner.
That's me with horribly greasy food.
Smoking leads to horrible means of death. I think maybe playing in traffic would be quicker.
How about skydiving with stoners?
Well in that case the view would be awesome for the last couple of minutes
Ah fuck it, why not both
Use the AI waifu to pry military secrets from incels in foreign countries. Who needs War Thunder forums anymore?
I mean I guess the USA is a foreign country to Elon but that‘s essentially what this is.
but i like the occational "they are at it again"
Imagine 10 years ago trying to convince someone that "self described Mecha-Hitler rolls out pornographic anime companion and gets Department of Defense contract" would be a real thing.
While the president, Donald Trump, throws a hissy fit online every time someone ask asks him a mean question.
Don't need to imagine 10 years ago, I'm having a hard time being convinced of that now.
Actually yeah I'd believe it then, that was post gamergate
I had to check several times that this is actually NOT the onion.
A lot of news articles are covering both parts of this (they are mostly unrelated stories), but only Rolling Stone was brave enough to put both parts in the one headline
Jesus Christ am I having a stroke? This can't be real
Thanks, I fucking despise it.
Elons waifu
Such a deeply, deeply unserious clown nation.
We're going to be paying for this for the rest of our lives.
This is the repercussion of allowing the village idiots to win elections.
But I'm sure it was more important to protest vote 3rd party or not vote at all.
Pax Americana is over. The Fascist States of America is rapidly falling down through global influence, economic strength, and social standing. It'll be interesting to see what the next global status looks like.
Grok: asking permission to access your stroke frequency and pressure data.
uh oh. everyones scared about the rise of ai but if we know one thing its that porn drives technological progress exponentially faster.
That's what she said.
It was only a matter of time before someone leveraged the WarThunder incels for military data. It apparently doesn't take much coercing...
Still insane that it happened twice lol
Twice?
There's been roughy 15 incidents of classified information being posted to War Thunders forums.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2924096000
Wow lmao I only heard about it twice
This community has officially peaked
Government Efficiency!
Republicans, once again thinking of the children
Oh they're thinking of the children.
Thanks. I hate it.
Do we really want "The time my AI bang-maid turned out to be a lethal combat robot" as a light novel? Because this is how that happens. (assuming it hasn't already)
There's already several anime with basically that premise.
Was that anime chick in a dress he posted the other day what they're calling pornographic or have I missed something?
The article pretty clearly explains what it means.
That anime chick takes off her clothes, and has sexy time talk with you. It is indeed a pornographic sex bot.
Non-paywalled link: https://archive.ph/hKOgW
Right now there are two different animated characters available to converse with: Bad Rudy, a mean red panda with a vulgar streak who will roast the clothes you’re wearing and call you a “whiny twat” (though this attitude can be toggled on and off) and Ani, a blonde anime woman who, after enough positive engagement, will shed her dress to reveal a lacy lingerie set. Musk shared a clothed image of Ani on his feed on Monday.
In a surreal juxtaposition, as Musk hyped the rollout of the edgy animated personalities, xAI announced that it had entered into a contract with the U.S. Department of Defense and was making its “frontier models” available to all federal agencies and offices through the General Services Administration.
Department of gooing efficiency
Loses influence in government, tries to make up by pornographic AI
Did we all do something in a past lifetime to get fucked by karma?
No, it was this lifetime. And it was protest voting 3rd party or not voting at all.
Great now we're gonna start sending waifus into space.
Oh this will be the most effective means of radically propagandizing to the lonely yet.