I'm tired boss.
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Go on as usual … maybe stockpile some more 🧻 than I normally would.
I'd start actually using the bidet I bought 3 years ago.
You are right, because a whole lot of bullshit is going to arrive before the asteroid.
Start digging
Bake stuff and eat it.
Fuck Liv Tyler and then go save the planet.
Step 1 -> Aquire decades of instinctive "roughneck" experience and understanding of high-tech drilling rigs.
I feel like that would have to work out in the opposite order.
Becoming a sex slave to a billionaire so I can hitch a ride on their spaceship
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Buy all the drugs. Enjoy until bye bye time.
This the way, my friend.
Try to find a forest where I can go live like an animal. Let's see if I can even make it 6 months.
Alright OP, what do you know?
Quit grad school and blow all my money having fun.
Like I really enjoy grad school...but there's not much use learning stuff and doing research if there's no one left to need it in six months.
I would honestly feel less stressed. Like I would obviously mourn the death of all life on Earth, I'm not an accelerationist, but it would bring me some solace in my final moments to watch capitalism die.
I'd be doing what I can to survive the waves of mass hysteria that would be killing a whole lot of people.
Start drinking again.
Celebrate the end of human misery.
Start living
Buy as many hentai games on steam as I can and see how many I can 100% before we're all dead.
Nothing different. Maybe enjoy life a bit more.
If they were so sure, I'd quit my job to travel and do whatever the fuck I wanted, racking up as much debt in the process, not like creditors will survive... I'm going out with a bang, figuratively and literally.
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drugs. seriously though likely talk with my wife and other family and friends and what updates on the web.
Go back to work because my landlord isn't going to let me live rent free for the next 6 months and I've only managed to save up an extra months rent after my divorce 2 years ago left me broke and nearly homeless and then I had to take 2 months off work unpaid last year for major surgery. Also, I have no friends or family, so there's no one I'd have to spend time with before the end anyway except my cats.
I believe that I have already died many times. Because it wasn’t my time to DIE die, I was split off into a slice of the multiverse and continue living on. I don’t have awareness of those deaths, but in this ‘verse, the asteroid misses by thousands of miles and we’re all fine. So, I would not want to have done anything crazy to disrupt my life, and life will continue to go on as normal.
By the way, you’re all living in my perception of the world. Without me observing you, you wouldn’t exist.
But I read this and while reading was not perceptible to you. You wouldn't even know I existed if I hadn't have posted.
But you did post.
Oh fuck
No, that's a good thing, now blarth is aware of you so you have achieved existence! Rejoice!
Cool! Now that I have achieved existence maybe I can get full time hours at my job.
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Blame liberals first and conservatives second. Progressives would never have let this happen.