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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Can someone please make one of trump murdering Epstein??

[–] ShotDonkey@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

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[–] Yetanotherpaolo@feddit.nl 53 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Isn’t this against the no deepfakes law the cunt has been pushing

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I thought they just passed a "no regulation on AI for x years" law as part of their Big Billionaire Bill

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes and nothing will happen from it. News outlets squak. The cult laughs. The "libs" get angry. The government does nothing because even if they did this is a presidental action and he has immunity.

I can't believe how fucked everything is. I'm over it. I just want to survive with my family.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The "libs" get angry.

Rolling your eyes and muttering "what a fucking idiot" isn't the same as getting angry.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Yeah I don’t usually get pissed, I’m just perpetually baffled.

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It's to distract you from Epstein

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 100 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] articulatedstupidity@lemmy.cafe 10 points 2 days ago

"NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!"

Except a certain somebody I could name...

This is some juvenile grade deepfake revenge porn.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 80 points 3 days ago (31 children)

Just FYI. We in Europe are watching what you guys are up to and being super judgemental. Get your shit together.

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Keep an eye on your own countries, you're not immune to right-wing populism.

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[–] PedroMaldonado@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Don and his shit has turned this country into the Aristocrats joke...

[–] UnspecificGravity@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Actual criminal trying to normalize being a criminal.

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What’s funny is the motion picture depicts Obama sitting in prison alone.

You know it’s fake because if Obama was in prison EVERYBODY would want to be his buddy. Dude has so much freakin charisma.

[–] MashedHobbits@lemy.lol 6 points 2 days ago

Dude could make drone bombing kids at a wedding cool.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 95 points 3 days ago (19 children)

Terry Crews' character in Idiocracy was non-satirically a better President at this point.

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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"no one is above the law" it says... While Trump is literally acting like he's above the law and the supreme court allows it.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 8 points 2 days ago

Everything is projection

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Trump sued CBS for something far less...and won! C'mon Obama I know it's distasteful but sue that bastard!

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[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago

pedophile president breaking his own law about posting bullshit online

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 348 points 3 days ago (10 children)

This dude is throwing everything to try to pretend he ain't a fucking pedophile in Epstein's list.

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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (12 children)

Hey USA.

What the fuck.

Sincerely,

--
Rest of the fucking world

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[–] fishy@lemmy.today 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've got $10k for the next president to reenact this with DJT in Obama's spot.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago (7 children)

That's funny, you think there will be a next president after Trump

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[–] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 231 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Almost forgot about the Epstein case there for a moment, except I didn't.

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[–] roofTophopper@lemmy.world 100 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Weak attempt to distract. Stay focused folks. EPSTEIN FILES, RELEASE THEM.

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

why, does Obama have the Epstein list?

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

Sorry Trump, you're still a pedophile.

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