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I didn't think so. You can buy this couch right now online, I just customized it on a website and if I wanted to order it I could order it and it would be delivered. Communism would never allow something like this. Checkmate tankies you've just been owned forever.

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[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Brutalist couch? Can't get that in communism!

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Remember in the mid 2000s when burgerbrains were going off about "fema coffins" that were just giant plastic planter liners?

This, this is what that reminds me of.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Who knew the coffins would be this comfy? Well worth the price of admission, being killed in Jade Helm 2012.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Perfect bed for people who roll around too much

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Could easily fit 10 hot couch guys on this baby.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

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