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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 3 points 16 minutes ago

Object orientation? When will you wokies stop making up new sexualities?

[–] cattish@hexbear.net 3 points 27 minutes ago (1 children)

Y'all talk about wanting to smash the state, or at least let it wither away, and yet you keep building state machines.

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 23 minutes ago

My machines have no state. And neither should hexbear

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 48 minutes ago

babe wake up, new side effects just dropped

[–] space_comrade@hexbear.net 2 points 2 minutes ago

Classes? Inheritance? Do you have any idea where you are bucko?

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 8 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

The Factory pattern is the most proletarian Gang of Four pattern. Unfortunately, it is nearly always abused by the bourgeoisie and its insistence on the existence of private static void property.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 49 minutes ago

Marx failed to consider the flexibility of a fluent builder API

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 42 minutes ago

The factory is not owned by the workers but instead the enterprise java coding bourgorusisierueisie