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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

cracks the teeth into my own hand

[–] Tophattem_dawg@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

why the fuck does this thing keep appearing in my comments section

[–] edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Because you keep posting in the badposting comm, AFAICT literally the only comm the bot will make comments in uninvited.


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[–] Tophattem_dawg@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

oh im sorry am i supposed to post good then

[–] edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes.


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[–] Tophattem_dawg@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

easier said than done

[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Its a bit over some notes that I know about:

I really did love any comments section of that. I know that they're long and lazy and lazy, so I want to get into the pile of content, I think the leoporical aesthetic is real and is so damn stupid I can't read the piece of shit.

[–] orlando@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it's not so bad comrade. we may not be able to leave but ppb is good. ppb found all of us in the same way and ppb only asks that we find ppb

[–] Tophattem_dawg@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

i refuse to continue this conversation until i have my lawyer, doctor, priest and language translator with me

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

hi i am from the fbi no not that fbi the other one

the federated bureau of infighting

[–] g_mer@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

cause all the other options are fedi-worse

[–] Tophattem_dawg@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

yo mate, that response? pretty out of line innit, pretty out of line innit, I'm honestly japed as to how you could find this an appropriate thing to say

[–] g_mer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Forgive me for the blunt tone, but I wonder if your response might be a tad baseless? Lacking in tact? Your response does seem to me to be quite presumptuous.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

who cares. hello agencies. welcome to the machine.

[–] orlando@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it's their machine what do they need welcoming for?

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 2 points 1 week ago

Just being polite. maybe they won't hammer our assholes if we is being the nicey.