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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i was voted the site's only leftist, big honor tbh

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait? Aren't you a liberal? How did that happen?

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

doggirl-cry okay youre right... i was actually voted the site's sacrificial one true liberal so the rest of you can be leftists

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Shit, I thought Saturnalia was in Winter. So we are doing role reversal? Okay...

I am totally a landlord and not a renter. I hope a strong, attractive Mao doesn't come through the door and savage me for my totally existent property holdings. I can orally participate in a struggle session.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

I mean, savory works too... How you doin'?

[–] red_stapler@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We went from Balatro to Umamusume.

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

So the fact that I can hide an Ace up my sleeve isn't as cool anymore?

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Elon Musk started selling "epic bacon" unsurprisingly he over promises and under delivers

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What, how surprising? Tell me that the dipping sauces, at least, were epic!

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

so-true It comes with a cup of awesomesauce!

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Wow, I hope it is awesome. I hope no one takes down our Doge on false advertising. I wish we were Venice, where Doge would be a respected title.

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

so basically JohnBrown317 posted a bit about the admins banning someone for being italian, but that caused a struggle session over actual anti-italian sentiments on the site, which caused a bunch of libs coming in from other fediverse sites to start waxing poetic about columbus, which ended up in another ban wave it was wild. unfortunately poop_pheasant caught a stray ban during this for flying too close to the bit sun

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shit, do we have to make anti-italian-action a real thing. Because I can accept debating the Whiteness of the Irish and that the Portuguese shouldn't be accepted in polite company. But I refuse to accept some Dago from Pisa is a sentient and real person.

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

back in my day if a poster even pretended they knew wtf a buca di beppo was they would have to moderate fakenews for an entire week as punishment

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

I wish I could exile Rocky Rococo to fakenews.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Wait, for real? Poop_Pheasant, hmm?

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

yeah they started doing a bit where they would ask people if they were italian and then livestream themselves shitting in a bowl of pasta with their username written on it

they took about forty seven shits before the admins finally were able to contact the local olive garden supplying the pasta and tell them to ban them from the restaurant

last I heard they're on lemmygrad now shitting into red lobster boil bags lenin-pensive

legally though i do have to say this is all just a fakenews joke for badposting

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

oh, ok then

I shat in so many bags

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Drumpf covfefed his way back into the Whitehouse 😡

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

everything

it fucking went down

[–] grandepequeno@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Vshojo imploded