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Sorry to go nuclear on your wife. Make it through the chorus of this song (mmm bop) one time and it's just about guaranteed earworm. In the words of Mr. Miyagi "If do right, no can defend."
I'm probably screwed just by thinking of the song to recommend it to you. π
Oh, so you're fucking evil. Noted.
Stuck in my head without even listening.
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Take this ancient weapon from the 80s:
You could've simply type "Jitterbug!" to plant this into our collective brains.
Truly deranged mid-80s wear on display, thanks for the link!
Oooh thatβs delightfully sinister love it
Somebody once told me
Pompeii by Bastille. Not so much the song but the day-day-oh, day-oh chant that runs under it.
Somebody That I Used To Know by Goyte. It took me years to get rid of it. I am in danger simply talking about it here.
Speaking of Day-oh though, the Banana Boat Song made famous by Harry Belafonte and also its appearance in Beetlejuice is a mid tier earworm. It all depends on how evil you're feeling.
I'mmmmm saiiiiiling away...
baby shark
Easy Street
Kittyman Sea Shanty by the Trailer Park Boys.
Or Amazing Horse by MrWeebl.
Or perhaps Give That Wolf a Banana by Subwoolfer.
80s/90s cartoon intros, e.g.
Gummi Bears
Dashing and daring
Courageous and caring
Faithful and friendly
With stories to share
All through the forest
They sing out in chorus
Marching along
As their song fills the air
Gummi Bears
Bouncing here and there and everywhere...
Duck Tales
Life is like a hurricane
Here in Duckburg
Racecars, lasers, aeroplanes
It's a duck-blur
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history
DuckTales
Ooh-ooh
Rescue Rangers
Sometimes some crimes
Go slipping through the cracks
But these two gumshoes
Are picking up the slack
There's no case too big
No case too small
When you need help, just call...
Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale's
Rescue rangers
Bobbing along from Bedknobs and Broomsticks.
Those are the last 2 ear worms I gave my wife by accident.
Live is life. Na Naa na na na!
The worst earworms are when you dont really know the words. If you dont have kids I recommend Danny Go.
Iβm surprised nobody mentioned Yellow Submarine yet. Or the Sesame Street theme. Or Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo.
If you really want to be evil you can also do The 7th Element or Better Off Alone. You have options
