Find a really nice stick and bring it home, give it a place to live
this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2026
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Try and ablate an AI model then ask it to make hentai of your favourite animated character. Or I dunno go for a walk
Watch the virus email episode of Homestar Runner.
pretty nice
"It's in a better place now. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it"
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Drink water
done
take someones left over glp1
Get some chocolate cookies
no too fat
Make a good cup of coffee and smoke a bowl. Proceed from there.
The urge to say the thing I'm sure most of us thought jokingly.
But don't do it OP, we care about you. Not really but it's the right thing to do.
You can be the hero we need without a prefix.
Spank it like a monkey in a mango tree
Take out JFK
Done. It was messy, but it went about as well as could be expected with jfk involved.
We took him out to breakfast to discuss his issues with vaccines. Before we even had a chance to order he was on top of another table having intercourse with someone else's breakfast. When he finished he declared these "chicken ovulations" to now legally be people and that the person whose breakfast he had molested was now responsible for raising their breakfast to adulthood or risk being jailed for performing abortions.
He then ran out of the front door screaming that he had an appointment at the children's hospital to harass children with cancer for being too poor to purchase the cure for cancer .
Is everyone confusing JFK with RFK, or am I missing something?
Whoopsy, misread the post... Just too much wishful thinking I guess.
You need to not poop for three days.
too late
Never forget
Have some sex
Make contact with the darkness within, ask it how it feels about you and where you're at in life.
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Immediately regret making this post
Gay sex (if you're really up for it and also w consent)