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[–] Flaqueman@sh.itjust.works 74 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I love to shit on Microsoft and their AI push, but I also think it looks more like a drop of water than sperm. That being said, their comment about how "the desktop has become a billboard" is extremely on point. Fuck copilot, fuck AI, fuck Microsoft

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 2 weeks ago

Nope, that's Zero-G jizz because Microsoft.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

water is clear, semen is transluscent at best which is the pic.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Well, making it a drop of water is almost worse with the whole boiling oceans thing

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he’d give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it’s my only goal… 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I’m 💘daddy’s💘 👑princess 👑but I’m also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

[–] tomatoely@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Good enough, welcome back Cummybot2000

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[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, since every modern tech logo looks like a butthole (https://velvetshark.com/ai-company-logos-that-look-like-buttholes), this is coherent

[–] TheGreyGhost@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

I can’t unsee it!

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They had a real opportunity and missed it

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That was such an insane episode. XD

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

David and Catherine have such amazing chemistry. Probably my favorite series of NuWho

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[–] MrFinnbean@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

People here need to touch grass. Not every white blob is cum.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why does your cum have eyes?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Why doesn't yours? Freak.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

exactly. semen come in a variety of colors from clear to red or yellow, and sometimes green.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you eat a ton of grass, does it make your semen green?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

no, but if you smoke some grass and sleep with a bunch of hookers it might.

[–] JustCopyingOthers@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like the cumsprite from Oglaf (NSFW)

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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Should have retroed Clippy. They probably would have got a few percent bump just from nostalgia.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Right up until people started remembering why they hated him in the first place.

Like, it's been 25 years and this dumb fuck still don't know how to mind his own damn business

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Clippy never bothered me, because I turned him off.

Sticky keys needs to shut the fuck up and realize plenty of games require hitting those keys repetitively, it's been thirty years.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 14 points 2 weeks ago

"You will be friends with the floating jizz was and you will thank us for it, or else."

-Microsoft, allegedly.

[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

"I'm telling!" It yells while uploading screenshots of everything you do

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What? That is a RIDICULOUS statement!

A blob semen can actually be useful!

After all, every single one of us started as a blob of semen (and a single egg cell. Unless we consumed our twin in the womb or something.)

[–] Meissnerscorpsucle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

First, Clippy, now Spunky.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

So, Mustafa — which company was it that covered your Windows desktop in ads in the start menu and random Daily Mail headlines? We should find that company and stop them.

😘👌

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Is Oglaf the new Simpsons?

[–] themakara@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

1001156587 Never forget what they took from us!

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[–] Blackdoomax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

For me it's a marshmallow. To each their own xD

[–] Schwim@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Seems like someone got hold of an early Rorschach test.

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