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You can taste the terror of the beans

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[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ikay what you can't post this and not share the recipe

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I loved watching that. I'm glad he left the army to review fermented beans

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

It was a fun watch. Brewing beanis beats serving the imperialists anyday.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I found YouTube links in your comment. Here are links to the same videos on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Get a load of this beanis snob over here, yeesh.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh you can't say beandonay darling unless it's from the beandonay region of Fartce otherwise it's just gassy bean juice

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

me and the comrades gettin blowy with some basement fart juice

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

wine made of beans

coffee made of grapes

has science gone too far?

has science gone far enough?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

God will judge us for our sins

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Real thing though is that in some dry white wines the smell and or flavor of cat piss is a real and desirable quality

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

I wonder if it's one of those things that the smell is off putting but the flavour is great, like blue cheese or stinky tofu

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

More of a beano tinto fan myself

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

A fine beantage to be sure