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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 62 points 3 days ago
[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not like it was smooth sailing before then

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Or after, if I recall.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Hopefully that counteracts this leek of ill omens, but it's probably unaffected by the grapes of wrath

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago

Wonder how it works against the rutabaga of callous indifference.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nelson studied comedy under Gallagher

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It’s that Gallagher or Gallagher?

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[–] CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Potato acknowledgement and worshiped!

(Insert vague recollection of dangers of worhipping false golden idols. Bah! It'll be fine.)

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If this doesn’t work I’m gonna be so mad.

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[–] DairyKing@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 days ago

So this is Yukon Gold

ACKNOWLEDGE POTATO.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

You're not fooling me. That's a gilded trump potato. You can tell by the gild.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Thank U Mr potate

The sight of the potato of luck fills you with determination.

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Please.
Please please please.
A fat oompa-loompa's obituary on the front page of every newspaper on earth.
I gaze upon you, Golden Potato, with hopeless, empty eyes...
Please.
Please.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Seconded. All hail potato, bringer of good news

[–] moonshadow@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago
[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Potato of luck acknowledged

[–] ViceroTempus@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You know what, fuck it, I'm pretty desperate for good news. I see you Golden Potato, I see you.....

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago

I, too, am desperate for good news

[–] digdig@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

I saw you post and it gave me hope, this is your good news moment.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

[[BSHOT]]ato acknowledged

[[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]

[–] Charzard4261@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

I

JUST NEED

THAT LITTLE,

[[POTATO]]

Y O U HAVE

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Luck of the Irish

[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Please mr potato I really need this

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[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Given its November soon, im gonna need all the help I can get. Hi potato

[–] digdig@piefed.social 5 points 3 days ago

Oh glorious potato of power, lend unto me your wisdom and starch.

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

You know what? I have more faith in this golden potato than I do humanity. So go, golden potato. Do your thing.

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[–] ZealotOfLuna@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

418 I’m a teapot

[–] Zink@programming.dev 5 points 3 days ago

All glory to the hypnotato... of luck!

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] moonshadow@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Tuber acknowledged

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 2 points 3 days ago

I like good news, it's good!

[–] someone@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago

also acknowledging potato

[–] digdig@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

I see a newt in that potato, you lie.

Or maybe I drank too much.

Still see a newt

[–] iuseasahibtw@ani.social 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Can I shove the potato of luck up my ass?

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[–] dastechniker@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

i just want to hear from her again :(

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