Don't need it
this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2026
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Potato recognizes potato π₯
Hmmm now whereβs my spud cannon of luckβ¦?
Woah, hey, are we adding potatoes into the usual Lemmy corn/beans mix?
Is that... Allowed? Will I get defederated?
i REALLY need this
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Fuck yeah Iβm commenting and already i have the day off work. Thanks you, tater
Please make a comeback trans rights
Somehow I've become suspicious of anything plated in goldish
We could all benefit from the news being good for a change
can I make a baked potato outta it?
Is this like those email chains from the 2000s era when they say things like "forward this to everyone in your contacts for good luck" and then spend 5 paragraphs telling you about all the horrendous and grotesque things that will befall you if you don't forward it to everyone in your contacts?
The original pre-Internet chain letters were even better. Some promised good fortune of you continued the chain, and horrible consequences if you didn't, but often they were money making schemes. You would receive a list of names, and you would send a dime, or a dollar, to the name at the top of the list, remove that name, and put your own at the bottom. If everyone stuck with the chain, and sent the money, then eventually your name would rise to the top of the list, and money would start pouring into your mailbox. Theoretically.
Most states made them illegal.
I could have bags of those and ther still wouldn't be any good news.
Acknowledged
Please potato help me
I am a potato believer, I am here to save your skin.
How can I help.
Golden potato don't let me down
Edit: Had a rough and forgetful morning the next day. Would not recommend
Got to love golden potatoes. So lucky and tasty.
potate
what's the good news?
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico
how much?
This much
Not ignoring it. Let's see what happens.
!potatoism@lemmy.world
Potato is love. Potato is life.
Bruh I just realized I missed the leap hour of the time going back π©
that's a fine Potent Orokin Technical Augmentation and Tactical Offensive device. better hide it cuz darvo is always on the look-out to steal those.
I knew it!
All hail the potato
I prefer to pronounce it potato myself, but you do you.
\[T]/
What good thing could happen on Sunday?
DJT RIP?
