Sabrina Banks, if anyone was doing research
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I know Rosie, and this elf is no Rosie.
She does appear to be a whole lot of Rosie though.
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Uh-uh, only if she's 3'5"
Owning a home is a bigger dream than possessing the One Ring?
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Seems legit.
Idk what ur going on about but I’m updooting you because it’s you
This campaign of theirs is to show what's been straight lifted from Reddit with no attribution.
I see, so they want us to applaud the credit pirates for their good work.
Oh, fuck.
Now my brain's wondering how many times Sam snuck off for a wank while Frodo was asleep.
Then Golem comes along, basically blue balling him. No wonder the frustration.
It wasn't the ring that started to test them the closer they got to Mordor. It was blue balls. But it was Sam's determination to finally have a wank in privacy that saved Middle Earth.
Why, brain? Why you do this?
Edit: OMG! He got post-nut clarity after Cirith Ungol! He reappears and suddenly he's so focused he can defeat Shelob.
I take it back! Good brain! I like Sam even more now and I can't wait to ruin Return of the King for my friends.
Amazing that people are still coming up with new and unique fan theories more than 70 years after it released
I think I would've succumbed to the ring in about three seconds.
I'd be like "all you can do is turn me invisible?". I can have a good time with that but it's not going to get me real far with the megalomania.
I'd like to think I would be able to resist, but it would go straight to "You can get the Republicans out of power" and I'd be doomed.
Yeah, just imagine what you could do in D.C. Haunt the halls, shout the backroom dealings in public, leave pubic hairs in their coffee, and, finally, slit throats on MSNBC.
Nah, I'd Boromir in a heartbeat. Best to keep me away from that thing.
Username checks out. Though I don’t think it’s that type of ring.
"Wow, the ring can change size?! I wonder if it only works on a finger..."
I just remembered how slow the internet used to be.
When you had to sacrifice a cat demon every time you had to log on, so your parents could hear whenever you where trying to look at spicy pics that would stop loading halfway through.
I learned a lot about computers in those days. First half of the evening looking for JO material, the second half looking for how to remove all the toolbars and malware I accidentally acquired while looking for JO material.
Well, I assume you're human. So that is probably par for the course.