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badposting is a comm where you post badly


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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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So you all better lock up your pantries!

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[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago
[–] CharlieTheOctopus@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

Gaze upon my cupboard of desolate slop, unsated ingredients languishing in uselessness and obscurity. And Despair

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 6 days ago

Oh no! She crashed my front door and all my other doors!

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

Surely not all of my food?

[–] TheFinalCapitalist@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just bought 10kg of lentils, pls dont this is my primary meal source for the foreseeable future

[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] soyaEnjoyer@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] soyaEnjoyer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] soyaEnjoyer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] soyaEnjoyer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Yeah I had at least one shitty kind of prostate.

[–] edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You can't do that! I'll starve. Wait I'm already starving, I'll practically die! Lock up the pantries!!

Edit: "panties" is what I get for typing this on my phone.


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[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago

Good, I have so much tasty but unhealthy shit in there. Just don't touch my cup noodles n you're welcome anytime

[–] stevatoo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

This is Halloween! Everybody hide your beans!

[–] AppetiteOfExcess@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Not if I eat it all first!

[–] skunk@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Oh dear if you're that hungry then please, let me cook something

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Good luck! I'm making more!