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Do we really want that smarmy insufferable no talent shrew to be press secretary insider for 3.7 hours before being fired by a tangerine incel and his crooked brain V Chip?

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[–] weps@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago



this is what the US president is so horny about on his compaigns

[–] azimir@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 hours ago

Idiocracy isn't supposed to be an instruction manual, but apparently conservatives are already that fucking dumb and we're stuck in this car with them falling off the cliff.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 41 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I have no idea how Americans can stand being represented like this. It's one long continuous series of insults heaped upon injury.

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 26 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Many of us can't and have been working hard to try and change it. Unfortunately, we didn't spend our money on enough guns and ammo to nuke a country and aren't backed by more wealth than the gdp of some nations.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I dare say France has - once again - recently demonstrated that you don't necessarily need either of those things.

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 24 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

And once again, comparing France to America is a dumb take ignoring major differences in basically everything about the countries.

[–] azimir@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, France actually has a sense of self worth among the populace.

[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 2 points 19 minutes ago (1 children)

Or, you know, the fact that Francenis smaller, has less people, more social safety nets, and doesn't have a militarized trigger-happy police force.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

Don't forget the US has the nasty combination of a sizeable demographic of right-wing gun owners who'd love an excuse to use them, alongside news media who'd frame the protesters as an evil force that's burning down entire cities.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

You know what? I agree. There really is no point in comparing the two.

Right. Compare something more obvious so people can stop making the same dumb comparison.

France vs Texas

Metric France Texas Comparison
Total Area ~551,500 km² ~695,662 km² Texas is 26% larger
Population ~68.5 million ~31.7 million France has 2.2× more people
Population Density ~124 people/km² ~45 people/km² France is 2.8× denser
[–] Mihies@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

You mean with the best president ever who has done the best things ever and everybody says so? /s

[–] ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com 2 points 53 minutes ago

You must be speaking Calvin 'silent cal' Coolage who had the capacity to keep his yap shut for more than 30 whole seconds at a stretch.

[–] oneser@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

This is noise. Ignore it and focus on bigger things.

[–] NihilSineNefas@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Keys are being jangled that have never been jingled before