Just one more trillion bro, come on bro, it's sentient bro!
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And that’s basically it!
become sentient
Absolutely not. The large language model chatbots use is not a path to sentience.
The rest of it, sure. If someone prompts it to.
Two truths and a lie.
Hmm well now I want to invest trillions of dollars into it!
I hate this shit so much.
Company that built the torment nexus declares that the nexus may torment. Stock prices rose on the news.
All marketing and advisement is good! Everything is hyped even if it's the worst thing possible. It keeps the value high 📈
The Line Must Go Up
I was promised that the cyberpunk dystopia would at least look cool. What a letdown.
We don't even get cool robot arms or genetically engineered cat girls.
I know, right? Where's my double jump module, already?
Yeah when you make an ipo you have to emit confidence about your venture I guess.
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Let's start small. Give it a tach job, to perform reliably. Can't do it, can you?
These "thinkers" have seen too many movies. Calm down poop bag.
But before that all happens (it will happen btw) we will have cool businesses and money made so it is all worth it
/s
They’re at least honest, which can’t be said for oil or tobacco companies.
Nah this isn't honesty, this is just advertising and distraction