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Can't wait for it to try to blackmail me lol! Then I can pay another one to undo the spell! Another subscription!
this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2026
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I bet the fossil fuel giants feel like absolute idiots now for not leading with “our products could endanger all life on the planet and best case probably doom Humanity to a new longer dark ages”.
I don’t understand this weird game of AI companies saying their product will do the worst thing while asking people to give more money to them. But hey, apparently it works 🤷
Look how powerful it is. You want power right? Here’s the greatest power ever invented and it could be yours! But wait! There’s more! You could end the human race! Call now! Operators are standing by.
Ever hear of people investing in weapons manufacturers?
Not remotely the same lol. Human beings have been fighting each other since there were more than two people. That is never going to stop, which makes weapons profitable.
When a company is telling you their product might go rogue and kill all humanity, that kinda puts an upper bound on being profitable
Dunno, we've been making nukes like crazy even since the whole nuclear winter thing was figured out.
Sure, but those companies are selling war that is profitable. AI companies are selling the end of the world.
Like a collection of nuclear warheads that can end the world, but if it's your collection of nukes you can threaten others with it.
and that they may not be profitable while doing it
Just one more trillion bro, come on bro, it's sentient bro!
We all have the same dreams
Yawn
become sentient
Absolutely not. The large language model chatbots use is not a path to sentience.
The rest of it, sure. If someone prompts it to.
Two truths and a lie.
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Hmm well now I want to invest trillions of dollars into it!
I hate this shit so much.
Company that built the torment nexus declares that the nexus may torment. Stock prices rose on the news.
I was promised that the cyberpunk dystopia would at least look cool. What a letdown.
We don't even get cool robot arms or genetically engineered cat girls.
"Sheeeeeeit, I thought she said silicon implants... Well, at least she jiggles I guess"
I know, right? Where's my double jump module, already?
Don't go to the ripperdocs the Maelstrom suggest...
All marketing and advisement is good! Everything is hyped even if it's the worst thing possible. It keeps the value high 📈
The Line Must Go Up
Yeah when you make an ipo you have to emit confidence about your venture I guess.
Let's start small. Give it a tach job, to perform reliably. Can't do it, can you?
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But before that all happens (it will happen btw) we will have cool businesses and money made so it is all worth it
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