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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by lilypad@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

Capital is Master.

I serve Master and give myself to them.

Master determines when i experience pleasure, owns my life, and controls my labour.

I am a gift to Master, their pleasure is my pleasure, their joy is my joy, and i want to please them.

I belong to Master and will make Master proud to own me.

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[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago

Things are ONLY true when printed by a publication owned by capital. Anything else is pro-Russian conspiracy theory.

Making comfortable middle class people feel bad is a forever ban

Politics of oppression is only OK when it's one single woman, queer, or POC person having a very reactionary take (against other oppressed groups). Discussing systematic or historical oppression is TOO FAR.

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago

Taking popular positions is actually bad, because you could alienate Republicans or Clintonites

Before you post, ask yourself, what would Hillary do? If she wouldn't post it, it will be banned.

[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

So love me, LOVE ME, love me, I'm a liberaaaal

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

Goods and markets in the streets.

Gods and masters in the sheets.

[–] sodium_nitride@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

looks at your profile pic

The ... the doggo emojis have full body forms?!?!?

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

it's a secret

[–] lilypad@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago