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[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 6 points 1 day ago

Elon Musk

Kung Fu

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 161 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I’ve never seen sunfaded emails until today.

[–] kingofras@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago

They were left in a sauna in Palm Beach, Fl for too long.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Reaction images faded to shit are a plague on Reddit currently, for some reason. We must kill the trend before it spreads further. Downvote this garbage, comrade!

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Reddit's basically a video platform now, so problem solved ¯\ (ツ)/¯

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Deep fried memes seems to have broken containment.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is rather the opposite of deep-fried, making my eyes hurt in a completely different way.

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[–] TheVoiceOfRaison@thelemmy.club 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The angle of the top text is different to bulk of the email.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

Automated scans of printouts can have all sorts of artifacts. I suppose if it was taken with a phone in a hurry or serrupticiously, it could be rolling shutter artifacts too.

[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Those kids are fast as lightning

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Indeed, it was a little bit frightening

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

And then they all started moving...

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wasn't Epstein's email address jeevacation at gmail?

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Iirc, he had a bunch. I seem to remember reading he used a different one depending on where he was at the moment which sounds like a pants-on-head thing so it's probably true?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why not? If you have multiple houses, you have multiple addresses. Makes total sense if you're a technologically illiterate boomer pedophile.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago

When you say it like that, ... 🤦‍♀️

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't see the problem with not reading work emails when on vacation.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But then, you (probably) don't own 10 houses in 10 different countries on 4 different continents, so can you really comment?

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

That's exactly why I'm on Lemmy instead of enjoying life.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He probably aimed more at kinky-fu...

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Kiddy-fu…

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 days ago

To be fair, it doesn't say that Elon was the instructor, just that they were both attending the same training session

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

ghislaine is the kung fu master.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If "cheese pizza" is code for "child *orn," is "kung fu" code for "kid *ucking?"

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 75 points 3 days ago (35 children)

You can say porn and fucking here.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

If "cheese pizza" is fucking code for fucking "child *orn," is "kung fu" fucking code for fucking "kid *ucking?"

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[–] MangioneDontMiss@feddit.nl 6 points 3 days ago

kung fu is code for sexual assault

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